nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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