dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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