my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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