It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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