Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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