I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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