You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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