So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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