For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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