how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
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