whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Less talking, more tequila
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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