Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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