I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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