Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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