Swine flu. Run for my life!
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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