would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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