Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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