fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
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