Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
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