i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
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