This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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