that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Randomize