i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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