Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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