i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Drake has all the answers
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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