38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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