i think i have herpe
just one?
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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