Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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