Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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