My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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