high people should be assigned attendants
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
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