On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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