Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
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