Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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