my vag is so smooth its legendary
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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