when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Randomize
