there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
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