im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Damn victory sex feels great
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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