so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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