ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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