There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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