Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
