Your face is a jimmy john
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
porn star boner night. come get it.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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