Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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