I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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