we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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