just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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