we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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