Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Just puked most of my soul out..
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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