I think i peed on brittanys purse
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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