but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
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