I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Randomize
