His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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