I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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